英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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2 `, ~* w+ z/ h: l0 g7 J01正确示范

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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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3 ^& U8 P0 V1 @-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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“What kind of dog is that?”
3 k  _/ h7 C: h4 f( \2 u$ \“Hey, nice shoes.”

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No.4（常规型）
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! l3 A: g0 M3 {* H( M5 c-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?

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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

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-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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8 \/ `" [, W: |1 GNo.6（酒吧场景）
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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0 b* D# I( C" H2 X2 o; K4 {-Let me buy you a drink.
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; y6 M% `  E% Y8 j1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2 B$ K0 Y% ]9 I5 V8 d+ M2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

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: v, i3 h: b' R- Q- C" H* p, jTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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; L1 g" }7 `6 V, D$ Y) c& w+ V/ _8 BHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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3 d+ H) V6 Z/ G1 \NOTE 2
  _" V7 q9 F- K/ j3 qTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.


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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

7 D; Z  O& K' B# y0 s/ a10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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% @3 x! J: N% K! P! cNOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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03“明星”示范
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邓布利多（哈利波特）

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女巫


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Klaus（始祖家族）


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Damon（吸血鬼日记）

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$ p( `% Z1 C1 Q: wSheldon（生活大爆炸）

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Walter（绝命毒师）
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Rose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）



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看了这么多还不会？

理科生不懂浪漫？

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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~
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